Weddiculous by Jamie Lee

Author:Jamie Lee
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2016-11-27T16:00:00+00:00

And until you write your own adorable declaration of love, here is your vow:

I vow to not minimize the importance of basic vows such as “to love and to cherish,” etc. They’re classics for a reason.

I also vow to use a thesaurus when I feel tempted to work the term “soul mate” into my speech. There’s got to be another way to express our deep connection without this corniness.

Reception

PARTIES:

it’s what themes

are made of

THE RECEPTION, MUCH LIKE THE REST OF THE WEDDING, IS not mandatory. It’s voluntary. You can have a perfectly lovely night-to-remember without putting the added pressure on yourself to personalize every tiny aspect of it. Your wedding will be personal because it’s yours. Not because you added little details. Only you give a fuck about details. Nobody ever went to a wedding with catchy music and an open bar and a happy couple and walked away going, “Yeah, but both of them collect Troll dolls and I didn’t see one jeweled tummy in the whole dining room. What a disgrace.”

BIG BRIDAL SAYS: Ask yourself “What am I passionate about?” This is a good way to find your theme.

I SAY: Well, let’s see. My favorite pastimes are thinking people are mad at me, hoping I put on enough deodorant, and watching murder documentaries. Do those work?

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